either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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