she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Be still, my beating vagina.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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