we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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