If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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