If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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