I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
wakey wakey hands off snakey
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
