OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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