So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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