I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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