I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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