Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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