: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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