Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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