The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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