do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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