Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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