Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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