Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
