i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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