why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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