Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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