Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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