Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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