is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Your dad touched me again.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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