get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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