so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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