Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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