ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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