Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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