The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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