Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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