we have officially lost it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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