Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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