Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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