ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
one two three fourrrrnication!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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