I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
