arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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