i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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