You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it's like iHOP with fire
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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