Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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