Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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