before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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