After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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