i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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