Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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