I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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