Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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