What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
