I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
