I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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