She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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