ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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