his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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