I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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