would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize