Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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