I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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